1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"...profit to the amount of capitl invested in the company." - Canadian Securities Course. Vol. 2

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
erm...

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Nivea Body Lotion Commercial

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
8:47

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
...8:33

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Chariot - Gavin DeGraw

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
this afternoon. walking home from evil torture chamber.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Kiera...my puppy.

9. What are you wearing?
clothes

10. Did you dream last night?
i...don't remember...

11. When did you last laugh?
5 mins ago. reading parodizer's survey....oh funny guy.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
purple paint...

13. Seen anything weird lately?
yes.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
very trubblesome.

15. What is the last film you saw?
in theatres- Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
socks! hah!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
first tell me what you DO know...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
there's so much i'd like to change...

19. Do you like to dance?
yup!

20. George Bush:
resembles a monkey.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
seraphina? Arya? Amber? Kaylex?...no lun claimed that name for his daughter...

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Your Highness...HAHAHAH...no idea.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
...sure?

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
nothing. all i want is a hug and a smile.

25. Four people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
the first four people that see it and haven't done it already.